Now a lot of times I run into emergency fashion alerts, which are just people who throw on any damn thing and come outside. But on this particular day I seem to have run across a wardrobe malfunction so peculiar that we didn’t even know how to fix it. The picture below is what we would like to call BBW, which is short for BODY BUILT WRONG. BBW’s are prevalent but they are not the #1 cause of wardrobe malfunctions, so I would like to take this time to touch on this subject. I know that everyone is not born with a body which is proportional to their size, but in these cases is there anything that one can do to help make there wardrobe a tad bit more functional and appealing? Now before you say, “Loose weight” remember that we all can shed a couple of pounds somewhere, and that being big is not an excuse to look a sloppy funky mess (Monique would whoop this lady a** if she saw her). I happen to know a lot of big girls who would shut a couple of skinny H[?]e’s DOWN! Honestly, though what can the poor woman in this picture do to improve her wardrobe? What kind of clothes would best fit her shape? What is your advice to the BBW’s out there? EXPRESS IT!!!
-Alex