The Dopest Blogger Alive - THE JUICY EXPRESSIONS

Ohio Schools Closed As Exotic Animals Roam Streets

I’m sure you all remember the overwhelming joy you felt/feel when the news spread schools been cancelled. Well for many Eastern Ohio residents this is a bitter sweet announcement as policemen geared with night vision attempted to hunt down dozens of exotic animals. These animals include Lions & Tigers & Bears OH MY, (sorry that Wizard of Oz line fitted so well) cheetahs, giraffes, wolves, and camels! As of Wed. schools in 4 different districts were closed as Licking & Muskingum County SWAT teams took to the streets with shotguns killing or rounding up the animals. We all love a trip to the zoo but a zoo’s trip to us just isn’t as fun. Residents have been informed to stay inside as calls flood the lines about wolves and bears on the highway. Where in the heck did these animals escape from? Not the local zoo but from a Muskingum County Animal farm in Ohio. Police found its owner, Terry Thompson dead but have yet to release a cause of death. Children may be happy to miss class but with about 50 dangerous animals roaming the street I’m sure they are locked in the house. Call me sensitive if you like, but I feel bad for the animals. Yet again we humans have intervened in the wildlife for our own curious, selfish satisfaction the plan backfired and the animals pay the price and are hunted down. Sad cycle, but I’m sure glad I don’t have to worry about a cheetah running alongside my car this week.

-Sunny D

11.1.11

On 11.1.11 Wale will be dropping his second solo album called Ambition.You can pre order the album now on itunes. He is now on his ambition tour to promote his album. Below are his latest tracks he released. “Tats on My Arm” ft. Rick Ross and “Lotus Flower Bomb” ft. Miguel. I like the track with Miguel its sweet and I like the fact that he’s appreciating the female.

Also on this same date Tyrese is scheduled to released his new album “Open Invitation”. His latest singles are “Too Easy” ft. Ludacris and and Stay which features his Baby Boy co-star Taraji P. Henson. November will be off to a great start with both of these albums releasing on the 1st.

-Juicy Peach

Chris Tucker Loses $6 Million Home

“Smokey, Smokeyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!” We all know and love him, rather it’s a line from Friday or Rush Hour Chris Tucker has made us laugh. But with his $6 million mansion in Florida in foreclosure the laughs have come to a surprising halt. Tucker currently owes more than $4.4 million to the bank! His beautiful 10,000-sq-ft 5 bedroom, personal spa, pool & basement shaped like a pirate ship Mansion on the waterfront of Lake Apopka near Orlando is a thing of the past for the 39yr old Tucker. The Circuit Court in Lake County reports show an $11.5 million IRS lien on the home to collect income taxes from Tucker. Tucker has yet to speak out about the foreclosure but apparently the $25,812.50 monthly mortgage payments are too much for the crowd fav….

-Sunny D

Straight Men Sleeping with Transsexuals…

Yes, you read the title clearly and what’s even unclear is the answer to whether or not straight men sleeping with trans-gendered women should be accepted in our society. However, the answer to that seems to be pretty clear, when popular music artist such as Chingy, Lil Wayne, and Soulja Boy are being spotted with popular trans-gendered women such as the infamous Sidney Starr (seen in the pictures below). Sidney Starr is one of the latest, sexiest, and most gorgeous trans- gendered women on the scene. Not only is she open with her transition from a man to a woman, but there are also videos of her openly telling straight men about her trans- gendered form and them still consenting to be involved with her. However, with trans-gendered women such as Sidney Starr walking the earth… has this changed the dating pool? Will people soon be considered as Tri-Sexual? And if so will this consideration be accepted among straight women who solely want to date men that consider themselves straight? Although I do not hold animosity towards those who embrace a homosexual life style, I do have a problem with a man who considers him self straight to sleep with trans-gendered women. No matter what penis a man has removed or a** and breast he has implanted I still consider that person to be a man. I also feel that any other man who chooses to be involved with him romantically to be homosexual as well. What are your feelings on this? …Keep it juicy!